Somebody told me I looked like "one of those guys who hangs out with Thor." I was all excited until she elaborated.
It was Volstagg. She said I looked like Volstagg. And this is before the 2011 movie came out, so I have to imagine she meant pudgy, short, Gimli-lookin' Volstagg.
I promptly went home, shaved my beard off, and wept into my pillow.
But...but...comics Volstagg is cool too! Him and Heimdall are my favorites! Stevenson and Elba only made them better! I NEVER SAW YOUR BEARD BUT I'M SURE IT WAS LOVELY!
Ladies, I shudder on your behalf on this one.
ReplyDeleteSurprised this doesn't have a Creeps tag.
ReplyDeleteSomebody told me I looked like "one of those guys who hangs out with Thor." I was all excited until she elaborated.
ReplyDeleteIt was Volstagg. She said I looked like Volstagg. And this is before the 2011 movie came out, so I have to imagine she meant pudgy, short, Gimli-lookin' Volstagg.
I promptly went home, shaved my beard off, and wept into my pillow.
I was going to say "Ray Stevenson is hot though" and then I re-read. Sorry bro. :(
DeleteBut...but...comics Volstagg is cool too! Him and Heimdall are my favorites! Stevenson and Elba only made them better! I NEVER SAW YOUR BEARD BUT I'M SURE IT WAS LOVELY!
DeleteYeah! Comics Volstagg is awesome. And pretty sexy, for some people...
DeleteYes. The sexing is good.
ReplyDeleteThe word delusional, does come to mind.
ReplyDeleteI suppose "any" is an improvement over "zero"
ReplyDeleteSo he looks "like" a celebrity hence gets more lucky then the celebrity is trending... Yup.
ReplyDeleteWhat's with the hate on that one?
Correlation or causation? Let the great debate begin!!
ReplyDeleteLabels: Jerks, Dopes, Shutupyouidiot, howdthatspambotgetinhere?
ReplyDeleteExcellent! to Anonymous @ 9:13 AM
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