I'm sure I'm going to take abuse for this, but in all honesty I didn't even notice the Big Blue Shlong until it was pointed out to me AFTER I'd seen the film. Looking at Dr. Manhattan's package was not why I went to the movie in the first place, and yes I can be a little clueless from time to time.
That having been said, her comment seems to indicate that she DID go wanting to see a little blue action. Maybe she just didn't know what a dick looks like and so missed it?
"I am upset because I saw a movie and didn't get to see a blue, glowing penis." Um, okay. Wow. If THAT is her biggest problem with a movie, good for her. I guess.
I dunno, my issue with the movie is they had the guy half mast every time he was on camera. That alone is something of a superpower, especially in cold climates.
Er...... we did see his dick in the movie, didn't we?
ReplyDeleteMaybe she watched it on TV.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I'm guessing. Otherwise, this makes no sense.
DeleteIn the comic they eventually made him wear pants as well. They being the government in the fictional comic universe, not censors.
Evidently you need to reread the book.
DeleteUhm, yes, we did, quite often. In all its swinging glory.
ReplyDeleteThis... :/
DeleteI think i saw enough blue penis for two people.
ReplyDeleteThere were a lot of problems with that movie, but the Doc's blue dong wasn't one of them.
ReplyDeleteThere weren't any problems with that movie, it was perfect. Maybe she just thought they threw in the cock thing to annoy the audience...
ReplyDeletePerfect?! Really?
DeleteAnd how's you're Watchmen movie going?
DeleteI guess her brain couldn't handle it, because it was blocked from her memory.
ReplyDeleteThe comic she read was an adaptation of the videogame, hence her disappointment.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdFstm_kJzU
Since no one else has gone for the obvious yet: I'll bet she could handle it.
ReplyDeleteThank you. You made me snigger!
DeleteI'm imagining a theatre full of people writhing on the ground screaming "No, it's too big! And so blue!" while she just sits there smiling.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure I'm going to take abuse for this, but in all honesty I didn't even notice the Big Blue Shlong until it was pointed out to me AFTER I'd seen the film. Looking at Dr. Manhattan's package was not why I went to the movie in the first place, and yes I can be a little clueless from time to time.
ReplyDeleteThat having been said, her comment seems to indicate that she DID go wanting to see a little blue action. Maybe she just didn't know what a dick looks like and so missed it?
"I am upset because I saw a movie and didn't get to see a blue, glowing penis." Um, okay. Wow. If THAT is her biggest problem with a movie, good for her. I guess.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to hear her comments after the Smurfs movie.
ReplyDeleteShe can see mine if that'll make it all better.
ReplyDelete...It's in 3-D!
I don't think this chick is a creep. A little overly intense maybe, but not a creep.
ReplyDeleteBut then I wouldn't think a guy who said that about a 'Miss Manhattan' pair of breasts would really be a creep either.
Talking openly about wanting to see nudity just doesn't phase me I guess. Even blue glowing nudity.
I dunno, my issue with the movie is they had the guy half mast every time he was on camera. That alone is something of a superpower, especially in cold climates.
ReplyDelete