I would say the same, though I'm uncertain as to whether he and I would mean it in the same way. I don't watch Fourty-Third Teenaged Soap Opera With Vampires! or America's Stars Have Fearsome Talent As Big Siblings! or Nancy Grace. So I think I'm better at TV watching than a sadly large number of United Statesians.
Put that on your resume.
ReplyDeletewow.
ReplyDeletestrange thing to be proud of
Have I been watching tv wrong this whole time?
ReplyDeleteDamn, I wonder if he offers lessons or something.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure your local community college offers a "Watching Television" class. Just don't mistake it for the "Watchmen" class next door.
Delete"The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage."
DeleteI think he should go pro.
ReplyDeleteI would love to watch Pro TV Watching on TV.
DeleteYou may joke, but some lucky bastards do get paid to watch TV and write about it for a living... probably not much, though.
DeleteMe too! I'm goddamn master level. Still trying to find use for this skill, though...
ReplyDeleteThis needs a "low standards" tag.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm a champ at receiving oral.
ReplyDeleteGood thing for you you're also a champ at giving it, then.
DeleteHA! BURN!
DeleteI could out watch that guy any day of the week.
ReplyDeleteMAD SKILLZ, YO.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what he scored on the TV Watching part of his exams. Must have been off the charts!
I'm not very good at watching TV. I don't even know how to pick up broadcasts on my set... I just use it for video games and movies.
ReplyDeleteI would say the same, though I'm uncertain as to whether he and I would mean it in the same way. I don't watch Fourty-Third Teenaged Soap Opera With Vampires! or America's Stars Have Fearsome Talent As Big Siblings! or Nancy Grace. So I think I'm better at TV watching than a sadly large number of United Statesians.
ReplyDeleteSomeone get this guy a medal. He obviously deserves it.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure he just means he doesn't sit around and watch it all day. He watches his habits.
ReplyDeleteTalk about setting the bar low. I bet he has a shirt that says "I'm brilliant in bed. I can sleep for days."
ReplyDeleteThis is not a test.
ReplyDeleteThis is an HTML markup test.
[i]This is a BBScode markup test.[/i]
''this is a wiki markup test.''
The only skill you'll ever need in life.
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