I think the celery is both supposed to be a sort of garnish (in that it is a nice color that is different from the color of the the wings), they are also good to be dipped in the bleu cheese or ranch dressing that wings quite often come with, and they are also a nice palate cleanser after a particularly spicy wing. Wow, all that and only one period. Two now. Damnit.
I don't like vegetables, either, but at least I can nut up and fucking eat the damn things. This guy's gonna get a friggin' heart attack eating that way. That is, if the colon cancer doesn't get him first.
Call any vegetable Pick up your phone Think of a vegetable Lonely at home Call any vegetable And the chances are good That a vegetable will respond to you
Just because you eat fattening food doesn't mean you are compelled to add an additional 300 empty sugar calories to it.
The blue cheese dressing is FOR the celery, not the wings, and ranch dressing is an abomination, although it is slightly better than breading the wings.
Which is worse for your colon health... sticking dicks in there, or eating nothing but meat? Hint: I bet Sir Ian eats HIS greens and look how long he's lasted. So yeah... eat the damn celery, kid.
I never understood the hate veggies get.
ReplyDeleteEven as a Kid I liked them.
Cooked, steamed, raw with dip. Always tasty.
@Anonymous 10:10am -- Then you ain't ever eaten my mother's vegetables, all boiling carrots and broccoli for an hour.
ReplyDeleteBut, umm, as a UKian can someone explain the little celery with chicken wings thing for me? kthxbi.x
Sure, if you'll explain mushy peas to us. ;)
ReplyDeleteOK, wait, now which Super-shirt is that?
ReplyDeleteAlso, there is no explanation as to why Buffalo chicken wings come with celery.
Well, carrots do look sort of phallic.
ReplyDeleteThe celery is there for 3 reasons:
ReplyDelete1. It helps cut the heat of the buffalo sauce;
2. It provides a contrast in texture and taste (crisp, bland and cool) to the chicken (chewy, spicy and hot);
3. Celery sticks are cheap to buy and quick to prepare.
Well, you asked... :)
I think the celery is both supposed to be a sort of garnish (in that it is a nice color that is different from the color of the the wings), they are also good to be dipped in the bleu cheese or ranch dressing that wings quite often come with, and they are also a nice palate cleanser after a particularly spicy wing. Wow, all that and only one period. Two now. Damnit.
ReplyDeleteI hate it when people use the word gay as an insult.
ReplyDelete@Rootfish
ReplyDeleteIf it makes you feel any better, he's going to start having serious medical issues as a result of his incredibly heterosexual diet.
I'm gay for vegetables.
ReplyDeleteHuh, a fat chicken wings -loving vedgie -hater drinking diet...
ReplyDeleteSome people drink it simply because they like the taste more than regular pop, actually. This guy is definitely one of them.
ReplyDeleteChicken is my favorite vegetable.
ReplyDeleteOh he is going to have problems.
ReplyDeletePoop problems.
I don't like vegetables, either, but at least I can nut up and fucking eat the damn things. This guy's gonna get a friggin' heart attack eating that way. That is, if the colon cancer doesn't get him first.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason fat people seem to think that so long as they drink diet soda they can eat anything they want.
ReplyDeleteVegetables are what food eats.
ReplyDeleteI have a feeling that if you put anything next to the chicken wings he'd eat 'em. Carrots, asparagus, crayons, play-dough; people are dumb and lazy.
ReplyDeleteBrock Lesnar came into your store?
ReplyDeleteCall any vegetable
ReplyDeletePick up your phone
Think of a vegetable
Lonely at home
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
That a vegetable will respond to you
Just because you eat fattening food doesn't mean you are compelled to add an additional 300 empty sugar calories to it.
ReplyDeleteThe blue cheese dressing is FOR the celery, not the wings, and ranch dressing is an abomination, although it is slightly better than breading the wings.
If the internet is anything to go by, veggies are getting a helluva lot more lady action than many of us.
ReplyDeletelittle celerys? WTF is that?
ReplyDeleteI had no idea food had sexuality.
ReplyDeleteAccording to this guy veggies are gay,
meat is hetero and mushrooms are what? Bi I assume.
@Trae Dorn: Great reference!
ReplyDeleteLittle celeries? Wait...is he talking about parsley?
ReplyDeleteThis man should definitely not eat any vegetables. I don't want to help pay for his insurance premiums.
ReplyDeleteWhich is worse for your colon health... sticking dicks in there, or eating nothing but meat? Hint: I bet Sir Ian eats HIS greens and look how long he's lasted. So yeah... eat the damn celery, kid.
ReplyDeleteLittle celery sticks is probably what he means.
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