tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post8197218524231476607..comments2023-10-31T05:55:49.429-04:00Comments on OUR VALUED CUSTOMERS: ...MRTIMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04716101491557959174noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-62256670359896836602013-03-22T17:41:13.403-04:002013-03-22T17:41:13.403-04:00My T-shirt: "I'm dating your mom."
...My T-shirt: "I'm dating your mom."<br /><br />ALTERNATIVELY:<br /><br />I say to him, "Yyyyyeah, I don't recall ever dating your left hand, bub."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-56890587316262742402012-06-21T16:00:36.287-04:002012-06-21T16:00:36.287-04:00The 2nd bartender, the one who he found himself ag...The 2nd bartender, the one who he found himself agreeing with, was probably much cuter, or at least more receptive to his attentionsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-7856126133050356322012-06-20T20:20:15.717-04:002012-06-20T20:20:15.717-04:00"...she was forcing the listeners to come up ..."...she was forcing the listeners to come up with their own "choice words" in his/her head, and that was infinitely more rude than just saying a swear word to begin with. I found myself agreeing with the second bartender..."<br /><br />Were you high?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-88179041207013278282012-06-20T17:47:08.187-04:002012-06-20T17:47:08.187-04:00If that's all it takes to make you want to be ...If that's all it takes to make you want to be gay-you're probably gay.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-32802964270033706772012-06-18T22:22:29.320-04:002012-06-18T22:22:29.320-04:00I think "Jerks" is very much the appropr...I think "Jerks" is very much the appropriate category for this one...Brian Weidlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11128486292194145115noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-87897545530870038772012-06-18T22:04:23.317-04:002012-06-18T22:04:23.317-04:00Pathetic? Yes. Cowardly? Cowardly? Seriously?Pathetic? Yes. Cowardly? Cowardly? Seriously?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-41939375854889840812012-06-18T18:49:12.401-04:002012-06-18T18:49:12.401-04:00I totally agree with you. Years ago, when I had my...I totally agree with you. Years ago, when I had my first bartending job, one of the other female bartenders, whenever she dropped something or ran the beer over, would yell out "Choice Words!" I asked her why, and she said she was being polite. The other female bartender said she thought the "polite" one was being cowardly, and that in fact by saying "Choice Words!", she was forcing the listeners to come up with their own "choice words" in his/her head, and that was infinitely more rude than just saying a swear word to begin with. I found myself agreeing with the second bartender and also thinking the first one was just being pompous and overly cute. And, annoying, of course. At any rate, why wear a censored t/shirt? It's not like anyone doesn't know what you really mean.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-23129153158218995182012-06-18T18:34:47.278-04:002012-06-18T18:34:47.278-04:00Am I the only one who thinks that wearing a shirt ...Am I the only one who thinks that wearing a shirt with a vulgar word that has been censored is kinda pathetic and cowardly?John Dukeharthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08775549078129708419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-46731784874628892412012-06-18T16:20:49.586-04:002012-06-18T16:20:49.586-04:00No matter what horrible stuff your baby's t-sh...No matter what horrible stuff your baby's t-shirt says it's still infinitely better than dressing them in fecesMrVertigohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17092004082492327748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-2367593560439110042012-06-18T15:17:14.101-04:002012-06-18T15:17:14.101-04:00Their t-shirts: "My son f*cked your girlfrien...Their t-shirts: "My son f*cked your girlfriend."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-77478628444190646562012-06-18T14:55:06.595-04:002012-06-18T14:55:06.595-04:00But he has an iPod touch. That means he can get an...But he has an iPod touch. That means he can get any girl he wants, right?Brad the Dadnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-31778185980455665402012-06-18T14:21:08.278-04:002012-06-18T14:21:08.278-04:00True, but I always sort of assumed that's part...True, but I always sort of assumed that's part of what parents are for. This is clearly an increasingly bad assumption.Dianenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-56396934512689594432012-06-18T14:01:04.987-04:002012-06-18T14:01:04.987-04:00My favorite detail is the patchy proto-mustache.My favorite detail is the patchy proto-mustache.Dennis Groomehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00917821626512935658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-2426245872186053392012-06-18T13:37:36.045-04:002012-06-18T13:37:36.045-04:00Ha, a 15-year-old fucked your girlfriend. That ca...Ha, a 15-year-old fucked your girlfriend. That can't feel good.Dognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-1575945858972500692012-06-18T13:27:17.927-04:002012-06-18T13:27:17.927-04:00I love the composition of this one. His vacant sta...I love the composition of this one. His vacant stare at the viewer along with the giant empty space where a speech bubble would normally be. It's perfect.Johnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-82744384009902367282012-06-18T13:25:23.526-04:002012-06-18T13:25:23.526-04:00"That's disgusting dude! My girlfriend is..."That's disgusting dude! My girlfriend is 12!"Jason Quinoneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11324204128133025864noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-30366816292777188832012-06-18T13:15:35.976-04:002012-06-18T13:15:35.976-04:00well, those kind of shirts were really common when...well, those kind of shirts were really common when I was 14, the most memorable one was "I'm not a virgin, but I make miracles"; I never used one tho. I'm 21 now... seems some things haven't changed much in 7 years.pav.valdeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16245448434028281658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-75997984556690751852012-06-18T12:56:47.397-04:002012-06-18T12:56:47.397-04:00Nice shirt. That's a new tag.
It's the kid...Nice shirt. That's a new tag.<br />It's the kidna shirt that makes me wish I was gay. Imagine what I could tell him then!<br />"Dude, you f*ed my girlfriend? You realize it was a guy, right?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-35952683730418793352012-06-18T12:42:39.991-04:002012-06-18T12:42:39.991-04:00Anon 12:20 - Did you drop that "r" in sh...Anon 12:20 - Did you drop that "r" in shirt on purpose?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-53271628101112787282012-06-18T12:20:04.084-04:002012-06-18T12:20:04.084-04:00Who let her wear that? Probably parents who were f...Who let her wear that? Probably parents who were friends with the people who let their baby wear a shit saying "I keep my bitches in line with my PIMP HAND!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-83599265005956507302012-06-18T12:19:41.344-04:002012-06-18T12:19:41.344-04:00"Sh*t happens. Just look at my son.""Sh*t happens. Just look at my son."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-40878361704209614932012-06-18T11:49:07.775-04:002012-06-18T11:49:07.775-04:00In Junior High, my sister's friends convinced ...In Junior High, my sister's friends convinced a foreign exchange student to wear a fake Busch Beer t-shirt that said "To Hell With Your Mountains, Show Me Your Busch." They all got in trouble, but the kicker? NONE OF THEM GOT THE JOKE!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-90229168981022652722012-06-18T11:45:49.287-04:002012-06-18T11:45:49.287-04:00Probably wearing the same shirt, or similar ones t...Probably wearing the same shirt, or similar ones that say "Sh*t happens."mouse_clickerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09784704405251275714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-85453100392150562692012-06-18T11:37:54.294-04:002012-06-18T11:37:54.294-04:0015 year olds wear dumb things, but where are this ...15 year olds wear dumb things, but where are this kids'parents?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-6893142269917882442012-06-18T11:37:35.982-04:002012-06-18T11:37:35.982-04:00At least it says, "your girlfriend" and ...At least it says, "your girlfriend" and not "your mom"...Totally Mental Mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17794316701367247547noreply@blogger.com