tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post429743121944915902..comments2023-10-31T05:55:49.429-04:00Comments on OUR VALUED CUSTOMERS: On the subject of the FANTASTIC FOUR...MRTIMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04716101491557959174noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-85047472499454937222012-03-17T20:05:06.943-04:002012-03-17T20:05:06.943-04:00Mr. Fantastic is still better than you.Mr. Fantastic is still better than you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-19284356468708640712011-03-27T03:27:16.322-04:002011-03-27T03:27:16.322-04:00He needs to read some One Piece to see the power o...He needs to read some One Piece to see the power of stretch.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-77338575511796644512011-03-24T10:19:39.715-04:002011-03-24T10:19:39.715-04:00^^ That deserves a smiley :)
/Skytteflickan88^^ That deserves a smiley :)<br /><br />/Skytteflickan88Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-89347788433527223772011-03-23T23:30:23.581-04:002011-03-23T23:30:23.581-04:00SHUT YOUR HOLE, RICHARDS! You surround yourself w...SHUT YOUR HOLE, RICHARDS! You surround yourself with people you yourself admit are cretins, and yet pass this off as something that makes you...pfft..."fantastic?" Don't make me laugh. You yourself have never been able to stop me, even with your little team with your ludicrous matching bathing suits. The only reason I haven't destroyed you is because you offer amusement when I'm bored. As for your science skills, they are nothing compared to my mastery of both the sciences and the dark arts. I have created an entire new whole out of those parts, while your ignorant dismissal of magic has crippled you. And as for your wife, I haven't seen her lately. Perhaps Namor has been courting her under your nose again?Dr. Doomnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-15734025157393483812011-03-23T09:19:45.376-04:002011-03-23T09:19:45.376-04:00Oh man, not again, I get this sh!t all the time. G...Oh man, not again, I get this sh!t all the time. Goddammit - just 'cause I'm not "cool" or scary looking doesn't mean I'm freaking useless. Can you imagine what the FF would be without me? Oh, Johnny Storm how are you going to stop Dr.Doom whose all the way in latveria? Oh, you're gonna fly, huh? Which flight, you know you have to be at the airport 2 hours before the flight, right? Oh, you're gonna just fly, cos of your flames... right... for a good 4500 miles, huh? You don't get tired travelling for a few days... dumbass! and "Good at maths"? I should slap you where you stand... (and I could. Why? 'Cos I'm fucking stretchy.) I've been to space, discovered alternate dimensions, travelled through time, defied the laws of physics, and created sh!t you can't even dream about, b!tch - what's so great about that? Hell, I've got the power orb. I OWN my own building and have enough money to never be poor again. I take care of me and mine. Sure, Starky makes more destructive weapons year upon year - so what, have I got time to solve every problem, sorry - too busy saving the world from itself daily. Fuck it - I don't care if you don't think I'm cool. You know who DOES think I'm cool? That hot p.o.a that I married - come back when you've batted a 10 (out of your league) because you can work her 'zones with skill of a maestro, punk!Mr Fantastichttp://marvel.com/you/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-87418699932391198582011-03-23T04:50:03.879-04:002011-03-23T04:50:03.879-04:00Reed Richards is useless because he doesn't th...Reed Richards is useless because he doesn't think about how to apply his discoveries on a broad basis (except the unstable molecule thing)<br /><br />he does think about production just creation<br /><br />Tony Stark, on the other hand, creates an infrastructure to handle the production of his inventions so that he can actually impact the world instead of making some impressive technical oddities.<br /><br />Think Tesla vs EdisonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-56730007891189291082011-03-23T02:50:41.974-04:002011-03-23T02:50:41.974-04:00RICHAAAAAARDS!!!RICHAAAAAARDS!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-6561484892277345152011-03-23T02:16:11.775-04:002011-03-23T02:16:11.775-04:00Look at the flipside in terms of useless powers in...Look at the flipside in terms of useless powers in the Venture Bros. homage to them, "The Impossibles". The "Reed" character is the only one who has a useful power, the other 3 are all horrid and debilitating.DJ Maniakhttp://www.facebook.com/DJManiaknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-59761974192791041832011-03-22T23:26:55.749-04:002011-03-22T23:26:55.749-04:00Reed Richards is a brilliant scientific mind and a...Reed Richards is a brilliant scientific mind and a lot of the stuff he invents/develops could have been used as technological innovations that could change the world... except he never uses them like that. It's always for some plot-relevant thing and then they never mention the other possible implications. Hell, he could probably use those inventions to solve over half the Marvel Universe's problems, and could probably solve the other half with new inventions/developments. But nope, instead he just uses them to defeat Dr. Doom, which ends up being a waste of time anyways because half the time the Fantastic Four end up capturing a DoomBot instead of the real thing.<br /><br />Reed Richards is Useless.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-87345234310587104602011-03-22T20:33:56.686-04:002011-03-22T20:33:56.686-04:00I always thought Mr. F got screwed on powers - eve...I always thought Mr. F got screwed on powers - everyone else grew to enormous power levels but he stayed the same rubber band as always.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-67543224940783493902011-03-22T20:33:04.344-04:002011-03-22T20:33:04.344-04:00I always figured that he was called "Mr. Fant...I always figured that he was called "Mr. Fantastic" due to ability to stretch a certain, uh, part. and that he had the name before becoming a superhero, akin to Spiderman, but not pro-wrestling though, gay porn.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-25775491305474646912011-03-22T19:51:04.771-04:002011-03-22T19:51:04.771-04:00Is it me, or does this guy look like a younger ver...Is it me, or does this guy look like a younger version of MRTIM?<br />And the math sections of the Fantastic Four were always my favorite.Slade Graysonhttp://sladegrayson.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-75187452822653813202011-03-22T18:02:36.439-04:002011-03-22T18:02:36.439-04:00As someone who can stretch and who is at least bet...As someone who can stretch and who is at least better-than-average at math, I have to say that it is a pretty wonderful life.M. Garrett Steelehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10684710960681283693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-92163140232979082662011-03-22T15:25:29.019-04:002011-03-22T15:25:29.019-04:00Mathematicians get no love... unless they can &quo...Mathematicians get no love... unless they can "stretch".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-45895687638134576632011-03-22T14:48:12.240-04:002011-03-22T14:48:12.240-04:00He's right. It isn't great... It's FAN...He's right. It isn't great... It's FANTASTIC!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-45522407325482828312011-03-22T14:44:30.032-04:002011-03-22T14:44:30.032-04:00I have to agree.I have to agree.SilverPixieFlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08022486345111867518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-66177544211888039382011-03-22T14:21:56.020-04:002011-03-22T14:21:56.020-04:00Somewhere in the world, Doctor Doom is preparing t...Somewhere in the world, Doctor Doom is preparing this man a gift basket.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-19682535046881278342011-03-22T14:13:57.203-04:002011-03-22T14:13:57.203-04:00Being able to seemingly outwit everyone in the uni...Being able to seemingly outwit everyone in the universe is a pretty sweet ability. The stretchiness I always thought was kind of secondary.nedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14594561745471405635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-68307706883180969642011-03-22T14:05:07.541-04:002011-03-22T14:05:07.541-04:00Reed Richards is "good at math" in the s...Reed Richards is "good at math" in the same way that Kenshiro is "good at martial arts."TB Tabbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15910332817415455720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-2196706594288944932011-03-22T13:59:56.541-04:002011-03-22T13:59:56.541-04:00You don't see the Invisible Woman complaining ...You don't see the Invisible Woman complaining at all.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-34451398169238775912011-03-22T13:55:06.745-04:002011-03-22T13:55:06.745-04:00I've been saying that for years.I've been saying that for years.Willhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02541217451116926693noreply@blogger.com