tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post4265977134128060891..comments2023-10-31T05:55:49.429-04:00Comments on OUR VALUED CUSTOMERS: While showing off her new surgically altered 'ELF EARS'...MRTIMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04716101491557959174noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-28098338494302050762013-01-03T11:10:47.872-05:002013-01-03T11:10:47.872-05:00Yes and you should trim your nails really short wh...Yes and you should trim your nails really short when you're pregnant so the baby doesn't scratch you. Jenny Creedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01681665529613644976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-62057838778671926912012-08-05T16:18:06.297-04:002012-08-05T16:18:06.297-04:00Good luck getting a job looking like that, princes...Good luck getting a job looking like that, princess Zelda...spartakushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00929319423785221361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-44530493350343482132012-08-02T17:26:19.885-04:002012-08-02T17:26:19.885-04:00I can see it now. She's in the hospital, havin...I can see it now. She's in the hospital, having just delivered her baby. She looks at her newborn and exclaims, "Wait, but, but, he doesn't have elf ears! This can't be my baby!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-12173380209422949202012-08-02T06:58:55.985-04:002012-08-02T06:58:55.985-04:00i refuse to believe this one is true. for the sake...i refuse to believe this one is true. for the sake of my own sanity.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-78702663187228205702012-08-01T11:25:05.954-04:002012-08-01T11:25:05.954-04:00Is this the famous Reverend Jen of the Lower East ...Is this the famous Reverend Jen of the Lower East Side? http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimkiernan/6740299871/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-24969206226240916562012-08-01T05:57:41.946-04:002012-08-01T05:57:41.946-04:00Anyone else thinking about that episode of South P...Anyone else thinking about that episode of South Park with the dolphinoplasty?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-56212477659239314302012-07-31T08:50:40.121-04:002012-07-31T08:50:40.121-04:00Always amusing how long the belief in Lamarckian g...Always amusing how long the belief in Lamarckian genetics has persisted, when the empirical evidence it doesn't work is around us constantly. Among other things, if it worked, I wouldn't have needed to have been circumcised. (My ancestors have been taking 20% off the top for, what, 4000 years now?) (Insert joke about the Rabbi who didn't get paid for circumcisions here. Also, the one about the briefcase.)Lizardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11612692415592670468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-89903249897261925192012-07-31T07:59:24.882-04:002012-07-31T07:59:24.882-04:00The great thing is she's dumb enough any guy c...The great thing is she's dumb enough any guy could get her... the bad thing is she's dumb enough any guy could get her.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-27506084200267369632012-07-31T04:22:46.716-04:002012-07-31T04:22:46.716-04:00At least the ACNE is 100% guaranteed.At least the ACNE is 100% guaranteed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-29068622009027266952012-07-31T02:28:42.227-04:002012-07-31T02:28:42.227-04:00oops, sorry, "predilection"oops, sorry, "predilection"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-11634611702594392832012-07-31T02:25:19.623-04:002012-07-31T02:25:19.623-04:00I think parents who get their baby's ears pier...I think parents who get their baby's ears pierced are acting on a cultural prediliction, rather than from a low IQ. However, if the parents actually told their child that they were born that way, then yes, definitely not high on the IQ curve.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-41513999752622149892012-07-30T23:07:20.976-04:002012-07-30T23:07:20.976-04:00Here might be the logic. As a newborn she had her ...Here might be the logic. As a newborn she had her ears pierced because her parents got them pierced and told her she was born that way because they had ear piercings. I would not expect parents who get their baby's ear pierced to be too high on the IQ curve, nor have the ability to raise someone who is.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-70081657168795527782012-07-30T21:29:19.641-04:002012-07-30T21:29:19.641-04:00HA!HA!Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04857537495427793076noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-9758586528600364542012-07-30T21:11:00.748-04:002012-07-30T21:11:00.748-04:00Just like how all my children were born with their...Just like how all my children were born with their left ear already pierced. Genetics are neat.Jefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18166742041735668105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-85943378811829439942012-07-30T18:31:11.662-04:002012-07-30T18:31:11.662-04:00Having kids would first require someone desperate ...Having kids would first require someone desperate enough to stick their dick in this crazy woman.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-35225361402842140492012-07-30T17:28:22.834-04:002012-07-30T17:28:22.834-04:00But she's right.
That thing that will never ha...But she's right.<br />That thing that will never happen is THE COOLEST PART of those ears.Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12361313123523869213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-43249035005164246962012-07-30T17:14:31.394-04:002012-07-30T17:14:31.394-04:00If it was a surgeon. Ear pointing is usually at th...If it was a surgeon. Ear pointing is usually at the hands of a piercer or tattoo artist.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-14891136138449099802012-07-30T15:50:31.363-04:002012-07-30T15:50:31.363-04:00From what I've learned from a body mod enthusi...From what I've learned from a body mod enthusiast friend of mine, elf ears are extremely popular. There was even a recent episode of Law & Order: SVU that mentioned / showed them.<br /><br />As for this girl, I'm hoping the anaesthetic temporarily went to her head.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-76550814697194585892012-07-30T15:47:33.066-04:002012-07-30T15:47:33.066-04:00Jesus Christ, Lamarckianism and Lysenkoism are sti...Jesus Christ, Lamarckianism and Lysenkoism are still things? Fuck.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-44322090346913495642012-07-30T15:11:26.890-04:002012-07-30T15:11:26.890-04:00Anon 3:02... Zelda was a girl.Anon 3:02... Zelda was a girl.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-48555565800786124582012-07-30T15:02:11.939-04:002012-07-30T15:02:11.939-04:00What if Zelda was a girl.What if Zelda was a girl.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-28525385855375958752012-07-30T14:52:45.269-04:002012-07-30T14:52:45.269-04:00I think certain body-mods should include an entra...I think certain body-mods should include an entrance exam. Then again, I think the same about having kids.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-45683808783465575972012-07-30T14:52:29.950-04:002012-07-30T14:52:29.950-04:00Awesome post. (You beat me to it)Awesome post. (You beat me to it)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-38852128290501733912012-07-30T14:03:26.360-04:002012-07-30T14:03:26.360-04:00Wow. If that's true, my kids will all be born ...Wow. If that's true, my kids will all be born with tattoos, fillings, and scars.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-56780722692207553882012-07-30T14:01:42.477-04:002012-07-30T14:01:42.477-04:00Anonymous, do you happen to have elf ears, by any ...Anonymous, do you happen to have elf ears, by any chance? ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com