The very existence of all Michael Bay movies after Bad Boys has ruined my childhood, my adulthood, my middle age, and my golden years. Pretty sure he has to be some sort of supernatural creature to destroy all of life's meaning from afar the way he does.
It can't ruin your childhood because that's not how the flow of time works.
ReplyDeleteThe very existence of all Michael Bay movies after Bad Boys has ruined my childhood, my adulthood, my middle age, and my golden years. Pretty sure he has to be some sort of supernatural creature to destroy all of life's meaning from afar the way he does.
ReplyDeleteWhat if it’s a toy that I still care about?
ReplyDeleteWhat does it make you if you love a Michael Bay movie of a toy you loved 25 years ago?
ReplyDeleteIn fact, what does it make you if you take a jokey meme far too literally and seriously?
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DeleteWhat does it make you?
DeleteA monster.
DeleteYou sunk my Michael Bay Battleship!
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