December 6, 2016

After his friend announced that the new NINJA TURTLES move had ruined his childhood… (from the OVC Archive!)


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  1. It can't ruin your childhood because that's not how the flow of time works.

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  2. The very existence of all Michael Bay movies after Bad Boys has ruined my childhood, my adulthood, my middle age, and my golden years. Pretty sure he has to be some sort of supernatural creature to destroy all of life's meaning from afar the way he does.

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  3. What if it’s a toy that I still care about?

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  4. What does it make you if you love a Michael Bay movie of a toy you loved 25 years ago?

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    1. In fact, what does it make you if you take a jokey meme far too literally and seriously?

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    3. What does it make you?

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    4. A monster.

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