the third one goes on back for slow dances.
"Goons." That's one word for it, I suppose. "Crazed, obsessive, paranoid, bloodthirsty maniacs" might be better.
Well, look at it from their perspective:You're a hot chick AND you're totally into something they're into. Most guys dig that sort of thing since it means they don't have to pretend to like something they hate in order to woo you. As far as they're concerned you may as well have a third boob. That's how hot it is for them.
Yeah because that explanation somehow makes it all seem so much less creepy. /sarcasm