Everything else you're cool with but it's the white costume that breaks your suspension of disbelief?
You must be a real magnet at parties!Hell, if you're going to attempt this joke, at least set it up properly. For example:"You're fine with a /radioactive spider bite/ giving super-strength and wall-crawling abilities to teenagers; but the stain-free white costume, THAT is a bridge too far?"At least put the devil in the details. That's what makes the whole joke work! Otherwise you just sound like some grumpy uncle that's two beers shy of *total* honesty at the family reunion, and sobering up before the actual entertainment happens. Come on, alan. Get your shit together.
Shorter jokes work better. Comedians always try to edit their jokes down to as few words as possible.
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That's because they only get a certain amount of time on stage. That's why they tell the longer better versions during their specials. Dumbass.