Oh Lord, just kill us all, please.
I wish I could come up with something this stupid on purpose.
I... think I would hate this person. How the hell does eff-why-eye sound French, anyway?
Well, to be fair, RSVP is French.
I mean...she's not technically using it wrong...
I'm pretty much computer illiterate and even I know what that means!
im sad now
I hate to say it, but you should maybe quit with this one. Go out on top.
Why don't kids these days, who were raised on the internet, know how to Google easily Googlable information? Do they demand everything be handed to them with no effort of their own?