Miguel O'Hara actually made this joke when he realized he could shoot web from his forearms. Something along the lines of "at least I'm not shooting webs out of my butt."Then he laughed awkwardly, realized he was laughing out loud in front of a guy trying to kill him, and blurted out, "Aww, shock!"Yes. "Shock." Swearing in 2099 is weird.
Spinnerette shoots webs out of her butt.http://www.spinnyverse.com/
She's right. I bet they would.
What if he was voiced by Nathan Fillion?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o12YySfp25A#t=1m20s
I Spidey shot webs out of his butt like a real spider the covers would be hilarious.