Where's the lie?
'One of those turds' = 'EVERYONE online'.
Aw man, if I had a nickel for every time I got into a fight with someone on the internet who turned out to be two dwarves in a trenchcoat...
The Big Bang Theory's writers should snap up this jokester toot sweet!
I was pretty sad to find out that I was two dwarves in a trenchcoat myself.