Were even the Fratelli brothers taken? Just wondering, cuz if she snagged one of them, her boyfriend could kill everyone else's boyfriend.
Sorry, honey. Both of them are taken..."SLOTH. LOVE. CHUNK."
I'm guessing she hasn't seen Chunk lately. Chunk grew up into a smokin hot successful attorney.
Makes me think of how my older sisters scoffed when I said Neville Longbottom's actor was cute in the first HP movie (in the long-ago times). Years later and who turned out smoking hot? THAT'S RIGHT.
only solution to the classic "goonies boyfriend" dilemma is give up on goonies, be an independent maverick iconoclast, and go with monster squad instead since it's a way better movie than goonies. then your boyfriend can be frankenstein, the wolfman's nards, or the brother from the wonder years.