If you want cool hair, go to a good hair salon and spend a $50-$70 on a haircut. The only reason you don't have cool hair is because you're paying $10 or cutting your own hair.
Oh, sure... it was cool in the early 90's. But twenty years later, I'm still trying to get rid of that God-forsaken center split. DAMN YOU, 90'S HAIR STYLISTS! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
If you want cool hair, go to a good hair salon and spend a $50-$70 on a haircut. The only reason you don't have cool hair is because you're paying $10 or cutting your own hair.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather spend $50-70 on more comics than a haircut...
DeleteIf you're attractive to start out ith, you'll look cool with the $10 haircut
DeleteAnd if you have a receding hairline like the guy in the pic, no haircut will give you hair like gambit.
DeleteOh...God, this just made me laugh and laugh and laugh. I don't like Gambit very much either, but his hair, is the least of it.
ReplyDeleteHair nothin'. Just think how the girls will be all over you when they see your loner-tough-guy attitude projecting out of an old trench coat.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention the pink corset.
ReplyDeleteOh, sure... it was cool in the early 90's. But twenty years later, I'm still trying to get rid of that God-forsaken center split. DAMN YOU, 90'S HAIR STYLISTS! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
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