Just roll up a copy of a black canary comic into a nice tight tube, lube up the inside of the tube with copious amounts of k-y, where protective gloves and a rubber to avoid those nasty paper cuts, and tack a picture of black canary to stare and stroke to over that picture of jesus christ your mother insists on you keeping in your room and you'll be fine. am i right guys?
"Porking Black Canary" is the name of my new klezmer all-Journey cover band.
ReplyDeleteJust roll up a copy of a black canary comic into a nice tight tube, lube up the inside of the tube with copious amounts of k-y, where protective gloves and a rubber to avoid those nasty paper cuts, and tack a picture of black canary to stare and stroke to over that picture of jesus christ your mother insists on you keeping in your room and you'll be fine. am i right guys?
ReplyDeleteI'll bet that if you lived anywhere near MRTim's comic store, you'd be featured in this webcomic *all the time*.
DeleteWhile his phrasing's uncouth, I kind of admire the sentiment there.
ReplyDeleteHe wants her hot 2D body, but he also wants her to be with someone worthwhile. I'm all kinds of cynical, but this guy doesn't bother me much.
I think I was just a little bit sick in my mouth.
ReplyDeleteAnon 6:12: Cool =/= worthwhile. Exhibit A: Kardashians. Exhibit B: Russel Brand. Exhibit C etc. etc. etc.