Concurrently, the kids spawned by this generation of comics store owners will be the first in history to be able to afford to go to college.
Huh? College is more expensive than ever.
Personally, I prefer to blame the boomer scum who, instead of ensuring prosperity for their children (much like their parents did), pissed away the future of not only their kids, but their grandkids too. Me? I'm just glad that my student debt is "only" $33,000 and my country is kind enough to wait for me to actually get a job before I have to start paying it off.
I'm feeling so smug about living in Europe now...