The gentleman doth protest too much, to paraphrase the Bard
"YO MAN WATCH MY CROTCH AS WE WATCH THIS MOVIE FULL OF HALF-NAKED MEN...wait."
Do I really want to know who Magic Mike is?
Seriously, bro - check my crotch... no, like... with your hands.... Here, maybe it'll help if I take my pants off. Now - we're gonna watch this movie about male exotic dancers, and you let me know if you feel any activity in my penis region. TOTALLY NOT GAY, DUDE.
Not quite getting the "jerk" vibe. Maybe you had to be there. That's not to say he doesn't sound like an idiot.
Oh, there's definitely some jerking going on.
This would also have been a good candidate for the elusive What are we Really Talking About Here? tag.
Egad. Do people actually talk like this?
Unfortunately. Young, insecure (usually) males do. Most of them grow out of it.
You're missing the point. What's the point? Here's the point. This guy is going to watch Magic Mike (whoever it is) 20 times. And all the time his friend will watch this guy's crotch. Friendship can be a heavy burden, yo.
He's gonna be sorry when he sees Olivia Munn walking around topless in the first few minutes...
Every day I jerk my prick to videos of gay men doing gay sex.No homo.