This may be the truest statement ever uttered.
I'm not sure a rat turd qualifies as an animal, but otherwise - yeah, probably.
It's true because we probably all consume trace amounts of rodent fecal matter.
Nah, the spirit animal of the Internet would more likely be something akin to a Shisno.
Sometimes I wish that all the trolls of all the internet had a single ethernet cable, and I had my wire cutters around it.
I'd rather let the trolls have the internet and take away their smart phones. Force them to keep their awfulness in their homes where I don't have to deal with it. Every rude, attention seeking douche that's at home being terrible in the Youtube comment section is a worthless, self-important jackass who isn't talking at the movies to impress his equally shitty friends.