"I'd wager I can prove how formidable I am by presenting them with a hypothetical situation in which I would almost certainly die, and then telling them that I would not be frightened in said situation. Yes, that will do the trick! Huzzah!"I've decided that this is what that guy sounds like in his head.
What, like, Scottish? Or Welsh?
It's a safe assumption that this guy would be the first to soil his pants in that situation.
"Whatever. That shit ain't scary."
He forgot to end that statement with the squishy crunch sound that he would make when stepped on.
It's probably a safe assumption that he would soil his pants if a car suddenly backfired.
What he's said is absurd. But his shirt is far more obnoxious.
I agree. His comment is pretty annoying and his shirt is only exasperating the situation.
Actual 200' tall rubber monster spitting atomic fire, pretty darned scary stuff.