Never give up the dream.
this is gold. i remember having this thought almost daily when i was a kid.
for real this time
...and when I should stop hoping to be accepted into Hogwarts. And when to stop hoping that my connection to the Force will reveal itself. And when a Ring from the Green Lantern Corp will fly in through my window...
Just roll around in radioactive waste! That'll do it!
I hear ya, man. . .
How does he know he just doesn't have a really shitty super power? Oh yay, I'm immune to sarcasm! No fashion sense man! Never get constipated man!