May 9, 2014

Regarding the new STAR WARS movie...

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  1. But we did get that. It was called "Return of The Jedi".

    Ah, remember how naive we were when we thought THAT was the bad Star Wars movie?

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    1. Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft!

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  2. Can't be done, dude. Leigh Brackett is dead.

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    1. Eh...Leigh Brackett didn't do much. Most of her stuff was thrown out during subsequent rewrites by Lucas and Kasdan. Lucas kept her name on the script out of respect.

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  3. What I wanted is them to not have thrown away almost the entire expanded universe.

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    1. Exactly what I wanted them to do, actually. Only difference is that I do consider the prequels as part of the "expanded universe"...

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  4. This exists, it is called Shadows of the Empire. Unfortunately on in novel form but it was pretty good when I was ten. Also my recollection is that there was a Nintendo 64 game for it also.

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