April 4, 2014

After his friend announced that "it's impossible for Michael Bay to ever understand the NINJA TURTLES"...


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  1. But... Michael Bay isn't the Director.

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    1. Instead it's a wanna be he hand picked. That's soooo much better.

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  2. Cue fans of the Mirage series politely biting their tongues so hard their mouths fill with blood and uncomfortably shifting in thier seats so much people ask them if they need to use the bathroom.

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    1. The Daredevil/X-men parody years? I think Bay (as a producer) could handle that as well; all his work feels like a parody of something.

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  3. Secret Of The Ooze, now THAT was a good movie!

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    1. Go ninja go ninja go.

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  4. "Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines, Raphael is cool but rude, and Michaelangelo is a party dude."

    They just cast Johnny Knoxville as Leonardo, not Michaelangelo. It's confirmed they can't handle this.

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  5. No honestly, I can't.

    I mean, he put giant balls on a robot and had them urinate on a person. Even Ninja Turtles is too subtle for the likes of him and his company.

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  6. Actually.. I don't think he can either. These are remakes of 80s kids cartoons that were mostly too commercials. Yet those cheesy kids cartoons seemed to have more subtly and depth than these current multi-hundred-million dollar movies we are inflicting on kids today. There were many problems with the originals when I was a kid, but it seems we just made them worse or just put whole new stupidity into these modern reboots instead of fixing them.

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