February 3, 2014

While discussing troubles with meeting girls...


24 comments:

  1. So, do you think one of those "I'd totally do the Joker" girls would go for him, or is perhaps his carefully cultivated persona just one Boondock Saint too many?

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  2. Three things:
    1. No, you're not.
    2. That would be a terrible combination of personalities.
    3. That comes out to three halves.

    Yeah... Good luck with that!

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  3. Well, I'm half starsky and hutch, and half the magnificent seven. I still outnumber him.

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  4. And too bad he's too fucking stupid to do simple math.

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  5. You don't have a complex personality, you have a personality complex.

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  6. So, these girls he's looking to meet, they're for his basement grave collection, yeah?

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  7. Gosh, he sounds just...dreamy!

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    1. I think you mean "like a nightmare".

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  8. Apparently three halves make an a**hole, while two halves make a whole.

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  9. Why do people think The Boondocks Saints is a good movie?

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    1. Because they have an opinion.

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  10. If he's half the Boondock Saints, does that make him one full Boondock Saint?

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  11. Being partially the Joker is actually not a good thing at all. It is an absolutely terrible thing.

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  12. He's four halves. No wonder he looks kind of tubby.

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  13. He's half Man, half Bear, and half Pig!

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    1. You beat me to it!

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  14. You didn't think it was necessary to tag this under "jerks" and "dopes" too? But really, wow. This guy is too much. I mean...where do you begin with someone this delusional and egotistical? Maybe try explaining that he shouldn't try modeling himself after charismatic sociopaths just because he has a bad personality? Maybe that girls would consider liking him if he tried empathizing with others instead of giving up and walling himself off with delusions of complexity and dark mystique?

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  15. dude! I'm half Darth Vader, half Doctor Doom, & half arsehat! we should hook up!

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  16. Hey everybody, look at THIS asshole!

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  17. His personality is complex. It has real and imaginary parts.

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  18. Probably less "Boondock Saint" and more one half Boondock Saint director Troy Duffy as seen behaving in "Overnight", the documentary that ended up capturing his rise and out-of-control-ego-driven stumble.

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