February 21, 2014

While discussing the importance of a balanced diet...


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  1. And we wonder why there is an obesity epidemic in this country.

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    1. But chicken is good for you! You see fat cows all the time, but not fat chickens. See? Healthy.

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  2. The 40 piece McNugget must be sooo healthy.

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  3. As someone who works at a McDs, I'm surprised he's not three times as large and has a massive neck waddle.

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  4. This one needs the "ay yi yi" tag, too...

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  5. What's the name of the "unofficial" sandwich where you take a double cheeseburger and a McChicken and put them together? Well whatever it's called, that one is my favorite.

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    1. It's called a mcgangbang.

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    2. I've heard "McDank" tossed around as a name for that.

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    3. McGangBang and with some Sriracha tossed on that bad boy, it's the nectar of life.

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  6. I think we're missing something here.

    The McChicken CANCELS the two Double Cheeseburgers.

    So, if you ate ONE Double Cheeseburger, and one McChicken, then you should LOSE weight! What if you ate one Double Cheeseburger and TWO McChickens? You could lose, like, fifty pounds or something!

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    1. I don't know if you'd lose weight, but you'd end up with perfect cholesterol levels and the blood pressure of the gods.

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  7. Ladies and Gentlemen, natural selection in action. It remains to be seen whether that natural selection leads to poindexters like this dying out, or to Idiocracy. ("It's got electrolytes! It's what plants crave!")

    Reminds me of KFC ads parading hot, greasy bits of battery mutants as the perfect family meal, here in the UK. You guys get the same over there?

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    1. Over here, KFC briefly ran a campaign suggesting two chicken drumsticks from their bucket was "healthy diet food" but the FCC shut that one down.

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