January 13, 2014

To his friend...


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  1. He's still in to Linkin Park after everybody stopped thinking they were cool.

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    1. 15 years after the release of the Hybrid Theory EP, I still like Linkin Park (though that's besides the point that your comment achieves essentially the same level of jerk as his statement).

      I digress... this guy is pretty much everything that's wrong with half of the people who complain about Comic Book movies.

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  2. Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

    He ate his dinner before it was cool. (budum tss)

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    1. Brad the Dad1/13/2014 2:29 PM

      I am stealing your joke.

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    2. Yup. I'm using this.

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    3. Dammit! That joke was amazing! Now I don't even want to make a sarcastic statement.

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    4. Nah man. He's no hipster. All the real hipsters just aren't into cooked food anymore. They're all about raw. Last month, I was so into raw food I had the runs like you wouldn't believe. Some really cool retro parasite. You probably haven't heard of it...

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    5. The funnier version of that joke bore the punchline, "He drank Starbucks before it was cool".

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  3. I hope being able to say this was worth standing in line for a whole night to get his copy half an hour before everyone else.

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  4. I don't like GTA5. So, he is wrong.

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  5. So did I. Of course, way back when, instead of GTA V being one game with three characters it was three games. Franklin's game was called Midnight Club, Michael's game was called Driver, and Trevor's game was Smuggler's Run.

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    1. Would this have been before or after Grand Theft Auto 1997, in which you could play as multiple protagonists?

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