January 27, 2014

A realization...


17 comments:

  1. Sign of a bad cusser. You gotta throw them around together, use them in new ways. Watch any video of a Marine Corps Drill Instructor for 8 minutes and you'll be a better cusser by the end of it. Those men use cusses like an artists uses paint,

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  2. What, frack and frell aren't good enough for him?

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  3. I always go for alliteration when swearing.
    "Get outa here, Ya Cock craving concubine!"

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    1. My favorite has always been "You cock-juggling thunder-cunt!"

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    2. "You god damned jelly fish. You Spineless, pitiful, pathetic prat. Fuck off."

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    3. Sperm-burping gutter slut? Anyone?

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    4. I see that you've met my ex, 5:27pm

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  4. Instead of coming up with news way to cuss, or new cuss words, you could just, you know, not cuss.

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    1. Why the fuck would someone do that?

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    2. Hey! Don't you fucking swear! Obviously Anon 3:17 has a sensitive fucking conscience, that little shit.

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    3. Fucking Puritans. Must be a goddamned American.

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    4. Jesus fucking Christ.

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  5. You are a neo-maxi zoom dweebie.

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  6. Hi. Last September I paid you for a sketch and I haven't received it yet. I've tried emailing you via the address on the site as well as the one for your PayPal but haven't received a response. Could you please contact me about this (schnuth @ gmail)? Thanks in advance!

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  7. I can't believe I'm citing Spongebob for this, but cusses are "sentence enhancers". They're like spices: add them to a dish to add or bring out flavor.
    But you can't make a meal out of salt.

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  8. I teach my coworkers to swear in other languages or use cartoon swears. The same swears get old after a while.

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