Sign of a bad cusser. You gotta throw them around together, use them in new ways. Watch any video of a Marine Corps Drill Instructor for 8 minutes and you'll be a better cusser by the end of it. Those men use cusses like an artists uses paint,
Hi. Last September I paid you for a sketch and I haven't received it yet. I've tried emailing you via the address on the site as well as the one for your PayPal but haven't received a response. Could you please contact me about this (schnuth @ gmail)? Thanks in advance!
I can't believe I'm citing Spongebob for this, but cusses are "sentence enhancers". They're like spices: add them to a dish to add or bring out flavor. But you can't make a meal out of salt.
Sign of a bad cusser. You gotta throw them around together, use them in new ways. Watch any video of a Marine Corps Drill Instructor for 8 minutes and you'll be a better cusser by the end of it. Those men use cusses like an artists uses paint,
ReplyDeleteWhat, frack and frell aren't good enough for him?
ReplyDeleteI always go for alliteration when swearing.
ReplyDelete"Get outa here, Ya Cock craving concubine!"
My favorite has always been "You cock-juggling thunder-cunt!"
Delete"You god damned jelly fish. You Spineless, pitiful, pathetic prat. Fuck off."
DeleteSperm-burping gutter slut? Anyone?
DeleteI see that you've met my ex, 5:27pm
DeleteInstead of coming up with news way to cuss, or new cuss words, you could just, you know, not cuss.
ReplyDeleteWhy the fuck would someone do that?
DeleteHey! Don't you fucking swear! Obviously Anon 3:17 has a sensitive fucking conscience, that little shit.
DeleteFucking Puritans. Must be a goddamned American.
DeleteJesus fucking Christ.
DeleteYou are a neo-maxi zoom dweebie.
ReplyDeleteHi. Last September I paid you for a sketch and I haven't received it yet. I've tried emailing you via the address on the site as well as the one for your PayPal but haven't received a response. Could you please contact me about this (schnuth @ gmail)? Thanks in advance!
ReplyDeletefuck you you fuckin fucker.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I'm citing Spongebob for this, but cusses are "sentence enhancers". They're like spices: add them to a dish to add or bring out flavor.
ReplyDeleteBut you can't make a meal out of salt.
I teach my coworkers to swear in other languages or use cartoon swears. The same swears get old after a while.
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