November 18, 2013

While discussing movies...


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  1. On the internet, in person; Jerks are Jerks.

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  2. Yes. Good luck keeping away from the internet.

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  3. Okay, Jim, we've finished all the post-work. It's ready for a summer release. Now, you've kept this completely secret, right? No one knows it's been made or who is in it? Good, good. Now for phase 2: no advertisements. If we put ads on TV, those fuckers on the internet will hear about it. If we put ads in the papers, their parents will tell them about it. Whatever we do, we cannot let those fuckers on the internet find out we've made this fucking movie. So now, we retitle it. Rather than release it as Wonder Woman, starring Emily Blunt, the marquis will read "A Cinderella Story II, starring Katherine Heigl and Channing Tatum." That's the final step we need to make goddamned sure none of those virginal, social misfit, mother's basement internet fucks ever find out we even made this one.

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  4. He's onto us. Cheese it!

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  5. Maybe they actually did it.

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    1. My goodness! What a twist!

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