Damn. I would give it a better restaurant than McDonalds, but that is a surprisingly accurate analogy that describes how I too feel about what Star Wars has become. Maybe it was like a smaller burger chain that turned into a huge McDonalds and then burnt to the ground. (And I think the fire was started by a certain Gungan.)
Nah, McDonald's works perfectly. Seems great when you're a kid, then you grow up and realize it's actually pretty damned terrible if you ignore the nostalgia factor, and no matter what they later add to the menu it just keeps getting worse.
If "Lord of the Rings" was a restaurant, it'd be Return of the Burger King.Wocka wocka!
Oh, sure. I'm just going to visit a random imgur link posted anonymously to the comments. After that, I'll send my bank account info to a member of foreign royalty.
I imagine it would help with goatse-type pictures. Or would it?
This man has mastered analogies. *Applause*