September 9, 2013

To his friend...


15 comments:

  1. Hey, guy. I am pretty darn good at reviewing movies that I have never seen too!

    meeleeart.com

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  2. The "shut up you idiot" tag is MOST appropriate for this one...

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  3. He's going to need a bigger brain..

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  4. Ben Affleck is going to be the worst Batman ever.

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    1. Anonymous, Jr.9/16/2013 10:03 AM

      Well, obviously he is not going to be able to live up to the exalted standards of Lewis Wilson and Robert Lowery.

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    2. I don't think he'd be a very good shark either.

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  5. But I bet he *loves* Sharknado.

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  6. Actually sharks aren't nearly as dangerous as the movie made them out to be, so this guy's kind of half-right. Also, the popularity of "Jaws" led to an unfortunate shark genocide. Kind of a jerk move, humanity.

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    1. If movies were evaluated on their scientific accuracy, we'd never heard of Star Wars.

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    2. Even in that movie, the premise is that sharks aren't generally as dangerous as that one. It's a movie about a monster, not a movie about routine shark security.

      Actually, trucks drivers aren't nearly as dangerous as the movie "Duel" makes them out to be...

      (Why do we HAVE to explain this ? Just because "this is the internet" ?)

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    3. When people make some moaning, critical, sweeping generalisation about 'humanity', do they ever stop to realise that includes them?

      If a moron trips over his own feet, and no-one's around, do they make a noise?

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    4. "Jaws lead to shark genocide"? Who the hell did you hear that from and can you punch them for being a Goddamn idiot? Overfishing is what's lead to shark genocide, and sharks have been a food source for much, much longer than Jaws has been a movie.

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  7. I'm sorry to hear that this site will be on hiatus while Mr. Tim (easily) defends himself against murder charges brought when he murdered this little stain.

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  8. Out loud and in public...

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