I, too, have an announcement to make. To prove that no prison can hold me, I will incarcerate myself in the penitentiary that holds my own father, only to escape 24 hours later. No shackles can hold these hands. Say that to them in Spanish.
This comic brought that very thing to my mind, too, Anonymous 2:32.
You labelled him "criminal mastermind"...
I look forward to hearing from other "criminal masterminds" in the future.
...said jesse pinkman
Break out in a cold sweat and hives maybe...
For every minute of freedom you get several years tacked onto your sentence. Sounds great.
This guy is brilliant!
I'd use my Get Out Of Jail Free card. Been keeping it for just such an occasion.
There's only one way to find out!
It is easy. Just have your gang of outlaws yank out the barred window with horses... oh, wait, this isn't the Old West anymore, is it?
The only reason more people aren't breaking out of jail is because they're stoners.