August 7, 2013

To his friend...


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  1. Thus was invented "prevenge."

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    1. Van Damme did that in "Timecop." He kicked over a guy in a mall and said, "This is for what you're going to do."

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  2. I bet this is one of those douchbags who lives in nice home, has good parents, and never really wanted for anything. But then they go on shopping sprees to Hot Topic, and talk about how dark and depressing the world is.

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    1. Bingo!

      For such a situation, I recommend revengeturbation. And watching a lot less Hollywood torture-porn.

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  3. What an awful life, huh? With no enemies and all...

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  4. Sell that shit, yo! Always people out there lookin for fool-proof plans, fool.

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  5. I don't understand how you can plan a revenge without a person to precipitate it upon. I mean, doesn't the presumed crime and perpetrator of said crime determine what an appropriate revenge would be?

    Oh, wait. That must be the joke. Now I get it!

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    1. I have a detailed plan to get revenge on someone in the White House, and am now just waiting to make an enemy there (dear NSA: no, not really).

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    2. COME OUT YOUR FRONT DOOR WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
      YOU HAVE FIFTEEN SECONDS TO COMPLY

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    3. As the boy\girl scouts as well as Batman say: Alwys be prepared.

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  6. Well now he has Tim.

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