Reminds me of the people who were incensed that a junkyard dog 'died' in "Alien 3." Truckloads of men, women, and children? Psshht! Newt? Whatever! The dog! OH NUUUUUUUUUUUU HOW COULD THEY
"There's a part where Freddy has to choose between killing a white girl and killing a black girl. And Freddy says, 'How sweet, dark meat.' Yeah. There was a collective groan in the audience in the theater as I watched it. People were disappointed in Freddy Krueger. Like, 'We're OK with you murdering children with your needle gloves, but racism...? Now we want Jason to win. Mass-murdering monster, but he's no bigot.'"
On the one hand, the VERY FIRST person he ever killed was white.
ReplyDeleteOn the other, his line, "How sweet, dark meat," is uh... yeah... pretty racist.
"Horror fans are OK with the murder of innocent children, but Freddy Krueger as a racist? Unacceptable."
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Reminds me of the people who were incensed that a junkyard dog 'died' in "Alien 3."
ReplyDeleteTruckloads of men, women, and children? Psshht!
Newt? Whatever!
The dog! OH NUUUUUUUUUUUU HOW COULD THEY
Real Freddy isn't a racist. Rorschach-Freddy, on the other hand... I have no idea. He ain't Freddy, though.
ReplyDeleteWell, Jerry Bruckheimer and Disney are running around trying to convince us Johnny Depp has been Native America this whole time, so. . .
ReplyDelete...And he was the first person killed by Freddy Krueger!
Delete> Native American.
DeleteWait… What?
Depp wasn't the first person killed by Freddy. There were at least two other kills before him during the first film.
DeleteEven Freddy stays out of the ghetto.
ReplyDeleteYou know what serial killers need? Diversity.
ReplyDeleteWait, is it not okay to characterize terrible people as racist now?
ReplyDeleteIt's fine to characterize terrible people as racist. Just try not to have an incredibly stupid reason for it.
DeleteKumail Nanjiani: Freddy vs. Jason
ReplyDelete"There's a part where Freddy has to choose between killing a white girl and killing a black girl. And Freddy says, 'How sweet, dark meat.' Yeah. There was a collective groan in the audience in the theater as I watched it. People were disappointed in Freddy Krueger. Like, 'We're OK with you murdering children with your needle gloves, but racism...? Now we want Jason to win. Mass-murdering monster, but he's no bigot.'"
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/6dwjut/stand-up-kumail-nanjiani--kumail-nanjiani--freddy-vs--jason
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