June 17, 2013

While discussing horror movies...


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  1. On the one hand, the VERY FIRST person he ever killed was white.

    On the other, his line, "How sweet, dark meat," is uh... yeah... pretty racist.

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    1. "Horror fans are OK with the murder of innocent children, but Freddy Krueger as a racist? Unacceptable."
      -Kumail Nanjiani

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  2. Reminds me of the people who were incensed that a junkyard dog 'died' in "Alien 3."
    Truckloads of men, women, and children? Psshht!
    Newt? Whatever!
    The dog! OH NUUUUUUUUUUUU HOW COULD THEY

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  3. Real Freddy isn't a racist. Rorschach-Freddy, on the other hand... I have no idea. He ain't Freddy, though.

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  4. Well, Jerry Bruckheimer and Disney are running around trying to convince us Johnny Depp has been Native America this whole time, so. . .

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    1. ...And he was the first person killed by Freddy Krueger!

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    2. > Native American.
      Wait… What?

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    3. Depp wasn't the first person killed by Freddy. There were at least two other kills before him during the first film.

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  5. Even Freddy stays out of the ghetto.

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  6. You know what serial killers need? Diversity.

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  7. Wait, is it not okay to characterize terrible people as racist now?

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    1. It's fine to characterize terrible people as racist. Just try not to have an incredibly stupid reason for it.

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  8. Kumail Nanjiani: Freddy vs. Jason

    "There's a part where Freddy has to choose between killing a white girl and killing a black girl. And Freddy says, 'How sweet, dark meat.' Yeah. There was a collective groan in the audience in the theater as I watched it. People were disappointed in Freddy Krueger. Like, 'We're OK with you murdering children with your needle gloves, but racism...? Now we want Jason to win. Mass-murdering monster, but he's no bigot.'"

    http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/6dwjut/stand-up-kumail-nanjiani--kumail-nanjiani--freddy-vs--jason

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