I dunno. Sounds like he could've been a pretty awesome boyfriend. We seem to be assuming that he was a selfish lover or that she had needs outside of sex that he wasn't paying attention to, but there's nothing here to indicate either. Some people want mad humping on the regs. Ain't nothing wrong with that.
All the while never paying attention to what she wanted...
ReplyDeleteperhaps what she wanted was mad humpin' and to never watch star trek. in which case, this guy was indeed an awesome boyfriend.
DeleteAhhh, young love!
ReplyDeleteWhat she made of stone? I mean the man gave her Mad Humping!
ReplyDeleteWell, he's better than me. Star Trek is awesome!
ReplyDeleteI dunno. Sounds like he could've been a pretty awesome boyfriend. We seem to be assuming that he was a selfish lover or that she had needs outside of sex that he wasn't paying attention to, but there's nothing here to indicate either. Some people want mad humping on the regs. Ain't nothing wrong with that.
ReplyDeleteYeah. I think it's a little early to decide if he's a dope or not.
DeleteGonna hafta see what his ex was like before I decide if the "dopes" tag was justified.
DeleteSterling qualities indeed?
ReplyDeleteI'm betting "Mad Humpin'" was actually the name of a MacFarlane toy.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the "Mad" part was anger because of his small, floppy penis.
ReplyDeleteA wise old man once said to me, "There are two ways of dealing with women, and neither of them work."
ReplyDeleteWhat more could a girl ask for?
ReplyDeleteI think maybe this is the guy my mom is talking about when she tells me I'm too picky.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she wouldn't have broken up if he had shared his passion with here. Just sayin'.
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