Yeah, I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that you refer to attractive women as "hot bitches" rather than, oh I don't know, treating them with respect, like a fellow human being?
Of course, if he does meet a hot girl who likes comics, his next excuse will be "Nah bro, she's one of those 'fake geek girls'. Yeah, that's gotta be it. Certainly not anything to do with me."
Yeah. That's the answer.
ReplyDeleteOooh baby. Call me "hot bitch" some more. It's SOOOOO romantic!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that you refer to attractive women as "hot bitches" rather than, oh I don't know, treating them with respect, like a fellow human being?
ReplyDeleteRelevant: http://asofterworld.com/index.php?id=683
ReplyDeleteWhat happens if the 'hottest bitch' turns out to be, well, an actual bitch?
DeleteWell that's the thing about "hot bitches", isn't it?
DeleteHot they may be, but they are also bitches.
I think I know what your problem is...
ReplyDelete"Charmers". What a great tag! Thank you, Mr. Tim!
ReplyDeleteAre you sure you don't make some of these up?
ReplyDeleteThis. It's so depressing we don't want to believe it.
DeleteOf course, if he does meet a hot girl who likes comics, his next excuse will be "Nah bro, she's one of those 'fake geek girls'. Yeah, that's gotta be it. Certainly not anything to do with me."
ReplyDeletePersonally I'd rather have a girl who's into comics than a "hot bitch" any day.
ReplyDeleteOr night.
Why would he think any overheated female dogs would be interested in him? Does he have squeeky toys?
ReplyDeleteHah! And, maybe they hate comics because he hits them with rolled up comics (instead of newspapers?)
DeleteNewspaper comics are better than comic books.
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