April 2, 2013

To his girlfriend...


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  1. Then what the hell is a Psylocke?

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    1. Psionic...clock.

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    2. So a guy can convert potential energy to kinetic energy, and he's also got superhuman agility. His weapon of choice is playing cards.

      What does that have to do with a chess pawn sacrifice maneuver?

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    3. ^dunno. But it seems to have an awful lot to do with the worst X-Man ever...

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    4. ^Worst X-man ever: Jubilee.

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    5. Worst X-Man ever - Halle Berrie - a munchkin playing the imperious and majestic queen.

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  2. You know who else does that?
    Every middle school in America.

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    1. Which makes perfect sense given that the X-Men were originally students.

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  3. Sappy Scott
    Egomaniac Emma
    Lecherous Logan

    I get it.

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    1. Wing-head Warren
      Hulkish Hank
      Jeans-tightening Jean
      Screaming Sean
      Slammin Samuel

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  4. You know who doesn't do that? Harbinger.

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  5. "Storm?... Cyclops?... What do they call you, 'Wheels?'"

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  6. Never would I see the day where I respect the words of a spandex fan.

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