Masturbation is sex with someone you love.
At least he's honest.
Is someone honestly rocking a Mötley Crüe shirt in this day and age?
I'm sure it's ironic.
My psychiatrist told me to stop having sex with people I don't love, so now I can't masturbate.
Okay, this made me laugh.
This guy. I like this guy.
I went to the doctor for a checkup, and he told me I had to stop masturbating. When I asked why, he said, "Because I'm trying to give you a checkup!"
Ohoho, five second films.
For me, masturbation is sex with someone I hate.
It's a bit more love-hate with me. I like to start up stupid drama with myself and mess with my own head.
Weird... that -looks- nothing like me, but it -sounds- exactly like me...
With so much potential masturbation material in today's comic book stores i'm surprised he wasn't jackin it right then n there.
One of those hazy definitions of "sex".
Take out the 2nd to last word and it becomes soooo much more dirty.
translation i have lots of sex with my sex dolls or worse animals or corpses.
It's a love/'bate relationship.
Geez, what a wanker....