March 14, 2013

To his friend...


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  1. Masturbation is sex with someone you love.

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  2. Is someone honestly rocking a Mötley Crüe shirt in this day and age?

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  3. I'm sure it's ironic.

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  4. My psychiatrist told me to stop having sex with people I don't love, so now I can't masturbate.

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  5. Okay, this made me laugh.

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  6. This guy. I like this guy.

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  7. I went to the doctor for a checkup, and he told me I had to stop masturbating. When I asked why, he said, "Because I'm trying to give you a checkup!"

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    1. Ohoho, five second films.

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  8. For me, masturbation is sex with someone I hate.

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    1. It's a bit more love-hate with me. I like to start up stupid drama with myself and mess with my own head.

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  9. Weird... that -looks- nothing like me, but it -sounds- exactly like me...

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  10. With so much potential masturbation material in today's comic book stores i'm surprised he wasn't jackin it right then n there.

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  11. One of those hazy definitions of "sex".

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  12. Take out the 2nd to last word and it becomes soooo much more dirty.

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  13. translation i have lots of sex with my sex dolls or worse animals or corpses.

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  14. It's a love/'bate relationship.

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  15. Geez, what a wanker....

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