February 14, 2013

On the subject of dating...


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  1. I don't know which is more unlikely: that he gets with girls or that girls that don't like comics will think they are awesome because of him.

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  2. I can't argue with that logic.

    Mainly because you can't argue with stupid.

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  3. So THAT's what I've been doing wrong. I need to find someone I have no common ground with. Then I'll be all exotic and awesome.

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    1. That's actually true. If you've ever dated a girl from another culture, you know what I'm talking about.

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  4. AWWWwwwww.... Happy Valentine's Day to you too, Mr Tim!

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  5. You know, I bet he's right. I'm sure people are always fascinated to hear endless minutia on topics that hold no interest for them. On that note, I need to run out and see the Twilight films right now.

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  6. Sometimes the tags are the best part. Also, whenever I see "wrong" as a standalone sentence, I picture Homer saying that while breaking a plate over his head as Marge defends him to her sisters.

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  7. Ladies and Gentlemen...

    Let me present to you The Most Interesting Man In The World's half sister's boyfriend's dumber cousin.

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  8. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Fuck, I wish it worked that way! Alas and alack it does NOT.
    -This man has become so accustomed to being humored in his life that he has lost all sense of reality!!! ...poor bastard.

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  9. Well that's just stupid.

    But telling girls who don't play video games all about Skyrim is still cool, right?


    ...right?

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  10. Hello sir, Im Chris Hanson. Would you mind telling me why your here today with a 4 pack of wine coolers and Marvels 2003 issue of "Trouble"?

    When he says girls, I think he really means "girls".

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  11. It's a whole New52
    Every turn a surprise
    With new horizons to pursue
    Every moment red-letter

    I'll chase them anywhere
    There's time to spare
    Let me share this whole New52 with you

    A whole New52
    That's where we'll be
    A thrilling chase
    A wondrous place
    For you and me

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  12. Now some of you know how it feels when the rest of us have to hear about character being gay, or minorities.

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    1. Aw, does the poor widdle ugly bigoted moron have to share his widdle world with people who aren't ugly bigoted morons like himself? Stay calm, I'll call a waaahmbulance for your widdle hurt butt.

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    2. lol that is an awesome come back..i was about to jump on it my self actually. *grin*

      but on a serious not people like anonymous 9:45 is why we get stuck with the same bullshit comics..because the poor little babies only want T and A and the fake male fantasy (cause i know a lot of fans male fans actually who think its bullshit ). Now if he had added being gay or minorities for ratings or sells then yeah i'd have to agree with him but no he (or possibly she ) a too dumb to . smart enough not to leave a name though

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  13. This flawed logic is hurting my head.

    Me? I just want someone open to comics.. or whatever. Someone with an open mind to try things is just a good quality. And even if she likes comics.. that doesn't mean she likes the same ones you do. What if.. OH NO! You like Marvel and she likes DC?! Or.. worse! ..she likes that manga and Japanamation! Oh noes!

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