January 4, 2013

While discussing the WATCHMEN movie...


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  1. Er...... we did see his dick in the movie, didn't we?

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  2. Maybe she watched it on TV.

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    1. That's what I'm guessing. Otherwise, this makes no sense.

      In the comic they eventually made him wear pants as well. They being the government in the fictional comic universe, not censors.

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    2. Evidently you need to reread the book.

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  3. Uhm, yes, we did, quite often. In all its swinging glory.

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  4. I think i saw enough blue penis for two people.

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  5. There were a lot of problems with that movie, but the Doc's blue dong wasn't one of them.

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  6. There weren't any problems with that movie, it was perfect. Maybe she just thought they threw in the cock thing to annoy the audience...

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    1. Perfect?! Really?

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    2. And how's you're Watchmen movie going?

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  7. I guess her brain couldn't handle it, because it was blocked from her memory.

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  8. The comic she read was an adaptation of the videogame, hence her disappointment.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdFstm_kJzU

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  9. Since no one else has gone for the obvious yet: I'll bet she could handle it.

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    1. Thank you. You made me snigger!

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  10. I'm imagining a theatre full of people writhing on the ground screaming "No, it's too big! And so blue!" while she just sits there smiling.

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  11. I'm sure I'm going to take abuse for this, but in all honesty I didn't even notice the Big Blue Shlong until it was pointed out to me AFTER I'd seen the film. Looking at Dr. Manhattan's package was not why I went to the movie in the first place, and yes I can be a little clueless from time to time.

    That having been said, her comment seems to indicate that she DID go wanting to see a little blue action. Maybe she just didn't know what a dick looks like and so missed it?

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  12. "I am upset because I saw a movie and didn't get to see a blue, glowing penis." Um, okay. Wow. If THAT is her biggest problem with a movie, good for her. I guess.

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  13. I'd like to hear her comments after the Smurfs movie.

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  14. She can see mine if that'll make it all better.
    ...It's in 3-D!

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  15. I don't think this chick is a creep. A little overly intense maybe, but not a creep.

    But then I wouldn't think a guy who said that about a 'Miss Manhattan' pair of breasts would really be a creep either.

    Talking openly about wanting to see nudity just doesn't phase me I guess. Even blue glowing nudity.

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  16. I dunno, my issue with the movie is they had the guy half mast every time he was on camera. That alone is something of a superpower, especially in cold climates.

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