January 21, 2013

To his friend...


23 comments:

  1. wow.
    strange thing to be proud of

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  2. Have I been watching tv wrong this whole time?

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  3. Damn, I wonder if he offers lessons or something.

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    1. I'm sure your local community college offers a "Watching Television" class. Just don't mistake it for the "Watchmen" class next door.

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    2. "The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage."

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  4. I think he should go pro.

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    1. I would love to watch Pro TV Watching on TV.

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    2. You may joke, but some lucky bastards do get paid to watch TV and write about it for a living... probably not much, though.

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  5. Me too! I'm goddamn master level. Still trying to find use for this skill, though...

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  6. This needs a "low standards" tag.

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  7. And I'm a champ at receiving oral.

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    1. Good thing for you you're also a champ at giving it, then.

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    2. Mr Banana Grabber1/21/2013 5:06 PM

      HA! BURN!

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  8. I could out watch that guy any day of the week.

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  9. MAD SKILLZ, YO.

    I wonder what he scored on the TV Watching part of his exams. Must have been off the charts!

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  10. I'm not very good at watching TV. I don't even know how to pick up broadcasts on my set... I just use it for video games and movies.

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  11. I would say the same, though I'm uncertain as to whether he and I would mean it in the same way. I don't watch Fourty-Third Teenaged Soap Opera With Vampires! or America's Stars Have Fearsome Talent As Big Siblings! or Nancy Grace. So I think I'm better at TV watching than a sadly large number of United Statesians.

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  12. angelofthenight1/23/2013 12:08 PM

    Someone get this guy a medal. He obviously deserves it.

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  13. I'm pretty sure he just means he doesn't sit around and watch it all day. He watches his habits.

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  14. Talk about setting the bar low. I bet he has a shirt that says "I'm brilliant in bed. I can sleep for days."

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  15. This is not a test.

    This is an HTML markup test.
    [i]This is a BBScode markup test.[/i]
    ''this is a wiki markup test.''

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  16. The only skill you'll ever need in life.

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