I read "to" so the cartoon didn't make any sense to me until I finally realized it should have been "too" as well. I didn't think I was that hungover. Also, yesterday was about "noobs" and today it's "boobs". Tomorrow, "the internet is a series of tubes"? Yeah, I'm hungover.
I just assumed it was "I have to seen a girl's boobs before" like "I have to given money to UNICEF before, I just can't remember when", looking it over he probably wanted too.
"Power Girl" is worthy of the tag "boobs" in the same way "a slightly damp area" is a fitting tag for "The Atlantic Ocean". Technically accurate, but hardly sufficient.
Maybe he's also talking about side-boobs and nip slips. Those wouldn't count as a set of boobs. So maybe he's seen 2 sets of boobs and 6 nipslips and side-boobs? Or some other such variation.
It'd be cooler if he threw out an odd number
ReplyDeleteOr if he counted boobs by weight instead. "I've probably seen 10 pounds of boob."
DeleteWanna know how many boobs I saw today, Marge?
DeleteFifteen!
Two comments...
ReplyDelete1. *too
2. Somehow, his ability to recount exactly how many boobs he's seen makes him even more pathetic.
I read "to" so the cartoon didn't make any sense to me until I finally realized it should have been "too" as well. I didn't think I was that hungover. Also, yesterday was about "noobs" and today it's "boobs". Tomorrow, "the internet is a series of tubes"? Yeah, I'm hungover.
DeleteHe didn't say "exactly". He said "probably".
DeleteYup. "Too" is the one ya want.
DeleteI just assumed it was "I have to seen a girl's boobs before" like "I have to given money to UNICEF before, I just can't remember when", looking it over he probably wanted too.
DeleteAt least it's an even number.
DeleteSomeone please get this kid an internet.
ReplyDeleteWhere do you think he saw boobs before, if not on the internet?
DeleteHmm. I think I see one boob in front of me right now.
ReplyDeleteWay to go, lady-killer.
ReplyDeleteI'm sad, this is the only entry under 'Boobs'. And I'm not even lying.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sad, but very very surprised, what with Power Girl etc.
Delete"Power Girl" is worthy of the tag "boobs" in the same way "a slightly damp area" is a fitting tag for "The Atlantic Ocean". Technically accurate, but hardly sufficient.
DeleteSo that would be 5 sets of breasts?
ReplyDeleteMaybe he's also talking about side-boobs and nip slips. Those wouldn't count as a set of boobs. So maybe he's seen 2 sets of boobs and 6 nipslips and side-boobs? Or some other such variation.
Delete"Wait, Barbie boobs count, right?"
ReplyDeleteAt first I found this funny and then I was quickly terrified...
DeleteImpressive, when I was his age I had probably only seen like five boobs. (Two of which in the mirror.)
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