"Said the jingoist asshole with no sense of identity that wasn't derived from a comic book"
But Captain America did seem pretty slow and clueless at times.
Give the man a break, he's been in an ice cube since the 40s. More like Aloof and out of time.
Apparently he forgot that the wimpy little guy is the BEFORE picture.
...Did this guy never actually get around to reading up to the part where Steve Rodgers actually gets the super serum?
Maybe he's confusing Captain America with Captain Ultra?
Perhaps he has him confused with Billy Batson/Captain Marvel...?
What this guy needs is steroids and a shield.
I laughed, I cried, I laughed again...
I don't think this guy could save his comics from a fire, much less the country.
Selling comics must be a very confusing job.
I kind of get what this guy is saying. Even when he was the skinny 98 pound weakling, Chris Evans was still better looking than me.