October 26, 2012

To her friend...


27 comments:

  1. Dammit, do my Superman silkies count?

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  2. I find absolutely nothing wrong with what she said.

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  3. At least he would get as far as showing her his underwear. Or, I guess, foolishly saying he owns a pair of Angry Birds underwear.

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    1. "Showing her his underwear" could occur as early as the first moment they meet, depending on the guy's ability to keep his pants positioned properly.

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    2. Or depending on the guy's complete inability to function in polite society.

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  4. That's why I stick with my FLASH boxer briefs! Cos I'm the fastest man ali--- oh... Shit, sorry. It's just been a while, and I really like you...

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  5. Where's her sense of whimsey?

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    1. I guess it lost to her sense of dignity.

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    2. Overpowered by good taste in games.

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    3. It's probably buried under her revulsion for crass over-marketing.

      I mean Angry Birds underwear? They make that? Seriously? That's something even die hard hipsters couldn't wear ironically.

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  6. I like this girl. A sensible plan for a better America!

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  7. Are there really that many men out there who wear AB underwear that it's a problem for her? If so, she really needs to change her dating pool.

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  8. What about tighty whiteys?

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    1. The only thing worse than Angry Birds boxers. At least wear boxer briefs.

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    2. Nothing is wrong with tightie whities if your mom is still buying your underwear for you.

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  9. As if I'd actually want to have sex with someone who cares that much about underwear printing.

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    1. A little close to home, bird man?

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    2. you misspelled "could"

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  10. I would think this should be tagged "it's true".

    I would think a guy with Angry Bird underpants would be the dating equivilent of a girl with a can of Copenhagen in her back pocket.

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  11. That wouldn't happen to me. I precisely wear underpants to HIDE my angry birds tatoo.

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    1. Check and mate.

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  12. Chicks dig Ninja Turtle boxes, everybody knows that.

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  13. No, no! I like the boxes too.

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  14. Please tell me Pac-Man Underoos are still OK.

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