Well somebody sound super jealous.
And they're so distracting during a fight. I mean, how can you concentrate on beating up the Joker and Lex Luthor when you're trying to look down the cleavage of Wonder Woman and Black Canary???
Green Lantern doesn't care and yet fights with a boner anyway.
A real man fights with his boner, not against it.
So now we know the real reason Batman wears all that heavy armor - to hide his boner!
Has this guy even read a comic book? Like, ever?
That's why every Justice League story ends with Batman and Superman fighting over Wonder Woman while the bad guys escape.
I bet he had a "No Gurls allowd!!" sign on his tree house as a kid. Cos we all know girls are stupid and have cooties.
If that happens, it's more the fault of sexist comic book writers and editors.
And always with the shoes and the yakkity yak yak, amirite fellas?
I read that as "Yakkity Sax" and it still made sense.