August 14, 2012

To his friend...


20 comments:

  1. I think we should be glad that most women don't dress like Psylocke.

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  2. He's never been to a convention or nightclub before in his life.

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  3. That's not weird. That's just simple physics.

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  4. They do in Brazil, Miami, Mission Beach and Cancun

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  5. It's weird that he's not currently wearing spandex like Captain America or Wolverine.

    No, wait, I didn't mean weird. I meant a blessing to anyone who has to look at him.

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  6. Think about it dude. Would you really want to see all women dress like that? Would you REALLY?...

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  7. I'd never get anything done.

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  8. Not all of us have the mutant power of keeping skimpy, uncomfortable clothes on our bodies at just the right angles.

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  9. Hey the minute all men have a six pack, never sweat, and sport just the right amount of scruff all the time, I'll bust out the spandex.

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  10. I would wear spandex but as the olympics has shown us, a guys junk really dont look nice in it, no mater the size.

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  11. Believe me, young man, you can only convince a small portion of the population to wear vulva floss and only .000006 of them will look at all like you would hope. Get into real women, quick.

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  12. Something is telling me this should be tagged with 'dopes' rather than 'crazies'...

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  13. Wait until you hit your first strip club kid.

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  14. I'm just curious if Psylocke does laundry and folds socks or if Emma Frost makes dinner every night and her own granola bars. That's a real woman. Who gives a crap about the outfits, I mean really...

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  15. Oddly enough, it's the "or whatever" that kills me.

    Yo, sport, let's see YOUR cosplay. Might I suggest Mike Grell's Cosmic Boy re-do? Or maybe Tim Burton's Electrofunkadelic Superman?

    Burt Ward Robin?
    *abruptly vomits through nostrils*

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  16. It's so weird how boys don't dress like Pyslocke or Emma Frost or whatever in real life.

    http://www.tencentticker.com/projectrooftop/2012/09/28/she-designhe-design-joe-phillips-white-queen-and-starfire/

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