She neglects to recognize that, unlike most home-schooled children, their course of study seemed to be entirely comprised of martial arts training and watching popular television.
On the other hand, they're martial artists who get to eat pizza every night, drive a sweet ass van, and cruise around with a hot chick in a skin tight jumpsuit. Sounds cool to me.
Of all her objections, it’s really only the sewer part that feels true. They were home-schooled by Splinter! He’s smart, compassionate, and can kick ass! Their shells are their clothes, plus their masks and their belts, and sometimes they had disguises. (Also, anthropomorphic animals are never considered naked for some reason.)
Also, I prefer to believe they live in the part of the sewer that just gets rainwater and not poo. And when Master Splinter makes them clean the lair, that includes making sure it’s odourless.
Boom, nailed it
ReplyDeleteShe neglects to recognize that, unlike most home-schooled children, their course of study seemed to be entirely comprised of martial arts training and watching popular television.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, they're martial artists who get to eat pizza every night, drive a sweet ass van, and cruise around with a hot chick in a skin tight jumpsuit. Sounds cool to me.
ReplyDeleteBut, but, but... They wore raincoats sometimes...
ReplyDeleteBut ... but Raphael is cool by his very nature! Also rude.
ReplyDeletegimmie a break
DeleteAt least she knows that comic characters aren't real.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't she know how effective alien home schooling is?
ReplyDeleteI don't know if "Home School Ninja" is a better band name or better character concept for a small press comic.
ReplyDeleteI don't see how those are mutually exclusive. Heck the band can release the comics as promo or the gigs can be promo for the comics. Whichever.
Deletelol she has a "muffin top".
ReplyDeleteNo, it's not "true".
ReplyDeleteOf all her objections, it’s really only the sewer part that feels true. They were home-schooled by Splinter! He’s smart, compassionate, and can kick ass! Their shells are their clothes, plus their masks and their belts, and sometimes they had disguises. (Also, anthropomorphic animals are never considered naked for some reason.)
ReplyDeleteAlso, I prefer to believe they live in the part of the sewer that just gets rainwater and not poo. And when Master Splinter makes them clean the lair, that includes making sure it’s odourless.