Maybe she could get a kiss from "Slinky-spined Catwoman" : http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/2012/06/quote-of-the-day-as-a-person-with-eyes-i-am-a-little-offended/
What about that guy who plays Dwight Schrute? I think he should team up with Will Smith sometime. They'd be the real life equivalent of Batman and Superman.
"There was that one time with Hawkman, but that doesn't count."
ReplyDeleteBetter than Aquaman.
DeleteAquaman is way cooler than Hawkman. Always.
DeleteI was going to say Aquaman but then I remembered this customer's observation.
DeleteBah, Booster Gold, go home!
ReplyDeleteC'mon Skeets, better luck next time.
DeleteMaybe she could get a kiss from "Slinky-spined Catwoman" : http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/2012/06/quote-of-the-day-as-a-person-with-eyes-i-am-a-little-offended/
ReplyDeleteI like Booster Gold... well, the idea of him anyways... he's like Cable but super lame.
ReplyDeleteThat is the best description of Booster Gold I've seen in a while.
DeleteI really like that qualifier at the end.
ReplyDeleteIt really makes it work so well.
And I've given up on ever seeing a unicorn in my back yard.
ReplyDeleteDamn you, reality!
Unwritten subtext: Real Life Superheroes aren't cool. Ever.
ReplyDeleteWhat about that guy who plays Dwight Schrute? I think he should team up with Will Smith sometime. They'd be the real life equivalent of Batman and Superman.
DeleteMakin' my point for me there.
DeleteAs long as Master Legend patrols the streets, citizens never have to drink alone.
DeleteUpside-down kissed by The Creeper.
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