June 26, 2012

While explaining why she doesn't read comics anymore...


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  1. I am sure impressing you is foremost on their minds.

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  2. Oh man, I know right? There just isn't enough murder, torture, rape, and kicked puppies in modern comic books for me either!

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    1. I'll send you a copy of my new comic Puppy Kick/Torturer. Don't worry, there's no story. It's just a lunatic killing puppies for 200 pages.

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    2. Sounds like something Mark Millar might write.

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    3. If it was a beloved children's book character turned into a cross dressing coke sniffer who was doing the puppy kicking, I would say Alan Moore wrote it.

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  3. Maybe she should trying reading them with the lights off.

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    1. That would take some initiative on her part. I say that somebody should do her a favor and spork her eyeballs out.

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  4. I would bet tens of dollars that she enjoyed JTHM.

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  5. Oh god no, they're trying way too hard already!

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  6. I bet she's really fun to be around at parties.

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    1. Maybe she needs to hang out with the Crossed guy. http://ourvaluedcustomers.blogspot.com/2011/01/angrily-after-i-told-him-that-i-didnt.html

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  8. Well, I see someone needs to be introduced to the comic, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.

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    1. Nah, Jhonen's work is probably what made her this way in the first place.

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  9. She religiously attends DC's focus groups.

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  10. Bitch and moan, howl and whine
    Drink this bottle of turpentine
    The world will get along just fine
    Once you're dead and gone

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  11. how sad for her.

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  12. Kids these days... go get something else pierced and/or tattooed, and STFU.

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  13. Hey! Lay off!

    Can't you tell she's DEEP?

    That makes her better than you. 'Cause she's SO deep. So deep she's tied into the primal understanding of the universe. You trillobytes.

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  14. Wait a minute, that tattoo...
    Zecora??

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  15. DreamingWings7/03/2012 2:05 AM

    Not seeing the problem. Maybe she just likes horror comic books.

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