I am sure impressing you is foremost on their minds.
Oh man, I know right? There just isn't enough murder, torture, rape, and kicked puppies in modern comic books for me either!
I'll send you a copy of my new comic Puppy Kick/Torturer. Don't worry, there's no story. It's just a lunatic killing puppies for 200 pages.
Sounds like something Mark Millar might write.
If it was a beloved children's book character turned into a cross dressing coke sniffer who was doing the puppy kicking, I would say Alan Moore wrote it.
Maybe she should trying reading them with the lights off.
That would take some initiative on her part. I say that somebody should do her a favor and spork her eyeballs out.
I would bet tens of dollars that she enjoyed JTHM.
Oh god no, they're trying way too hard already!
I bet she's really fun to be around at parties.
probably reads twilight
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Maybe she needs to hang out with the Crossed guy. http://ourvaluedcustomers.blogspot.com/2011/01/angrily-after-i-told-him-that-i-didnt.html
Well, I see someone needs to be introduced to the comic, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.
Nah, Jhonen's work is probably what made her this way in the first place.
Tens of dollars.
She religiously attends DC's focus groups.
Bitch and moan, howl and whineDrink this bottle of turpentineThe world will get along just fineOnce you're dead and gone
how sad for her.
Kids these days... go get something else pierced and/or tattooed, and STFU.
Hey! Lay off!Can't you tell she's DEEP?That makes her better than you. 'Cause she's SO deep. So deep she's tied into the primal understanding of the universe. You trillobytes.
Wait a minute, that tattoo... Zecora??
Not seeing the problem. Maybe she just likes horror comic books.