June 11, 2012

To his friend...


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  1. Milk and Cheese say they aim to please, but they're kinda dicks too

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  2. Jack Burton on the other hand is one classy dude.

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    1. "you tell em, the checks in the mail"

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  3. Sure Snake is kind of a dick. But that's because everyone thinks he's dead.

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  4. I'm pretty sure this rings true for pretty much any action hero, especially ones like Snake Plissken or Wolverine.

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    1. Wolverine would be a great drinking buddy. He doesn't want to unload all of his shit on you. Just silence. Also the possibility of that asshole at the end of the bar who won't shut up getting a righteous stabbing

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    2. Wolverine would be a TERRIBLE drinking partner because his healing ability wouldn't allow him to ever get drunk. Ever been sober around somebody who is really drunk? It kind of sucks, which is precisely why Wolverine wouldn't want to hang with you while you're making an idiot out of yourself.

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    3. John McClane would be an awesome guy to hang out with.

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  5. He's a dick and he likes Dick's American Bandstand theme.

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  6. I like the "DUKE" of New York, he's A-#1

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  7. He can jump seventy feet off a surfboard to safely land on a car going ten miles per hour and he won't hesitate to send the entire world into the Stone Age if you hand him the technology to do so. (They made cigarettes in the Stone Age, didn't they? Uh-oh.) You don't diss mad skillz and dood tood like that.

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  8. This should be a tee-shirt.

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