So thats the reason teenage girls go watch spiderman movies. . . wait, I definitely didn't watch them for that. Only thing I'll give her is Andrew Garfield is way better looking then Tobey Maguire! Still if I wanted to see nice butts I'd watch Thor ;)
Yeah, but Loki looks like he hasn't washed his hair in the last fifteen years. I may be a little out there, but I think I'd go for Tony Stark. Not as much beefcake as Thor, but there's something very sexy about smart. Well, and rich. But mostly smart.
I read a Marshall Law one-shot that came out quite a while ago (15+ years?) that parodied a lot of Marvel characters. The Spider-Man guy was always hanging from the ceiling by a web coming out of his butt. It was funny stuff. I think it was Marshall Law Takes Manhattan, but I'm not certain. It's been many years since I read it.
I vaguely remember reading that they originally wanted Spider-Man 2099 to shoot webs from his butt. They thought better of it before they got to far in the planning.
There's this superhero webcomic out there called Spinnerette about a grad student who accidentally inserts spider DNA into her genome (using the magical gene infusion ray). The hero in that story shoots webs out of her butt.
She's mistakenly called a creep because she looks like she takes care of her looks enough to make such a comment, not because guys can make the Dat Ass face with out being creeps, which, if they did so and were featured on this comics, they MOST DEFINITELY WOULD be tagged as a creep. Unless of course they also appeared to take some reasonable steps to ensuring they aren't a grungy creeper.
I should also say that, while I believe this is generally how it works, I don't endorse or agree with it. Society generally only looks down on you if you are ugly/slovenly AND you make comments on how you want to see sexy stuff. But not either/or.
Yep. So there's that.
ReplyDeleteSo thats the reason teenage girls go watch spiderman movies. . . wait, I definitely didn't watch them for that. Only thing I'll give her is Andrew Garfield is way better looking then Tobey Maguire! Still if I wanted to see nice butts I'd watch Thor ;)
ReplyDeleteI would so betray the human race for Loki. I like them angsty and purty.
DeleteYeah, but Loki looks like he hasn't washed his hair in the last fifteen years. I may be a little out there, but I think I'd go for Tony Stark. Not as much beefcake as Thor, but there's something very sexy about smart. Well, and rich. But mostly smart.
DeleteThere's never enough spidey butts.
ReplyDeleteYou know what? That's completely fair. For those looking for that, Spidey films tend to under supply.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or does anyone else think Marvel copped out of a realistic Spider-Man by not having him shoot webbing from his butt?
ReplyDeleteUh oh, this comment better not appear on OVC...
I read a Marshall Law one-shot that came out quite a while ago (15+ years?) that parodied a lot of Marvel characters. The Spider-Man guy was always hanging from the ceiling by a web coming out of his butt. It was funny stuff. I think it was Marshall Law Takes Manhattan, but I'm not certain. It's been many years since I read it.
DeleteI vaguely remember reading that they originally wanted Spider-Man 2099 to shoot webs from his butt. They thought better of it before they got to far in the planning.
DeleteThere's this superhero webcomic out there called Spinnerette about a grad student who accidentally inserts spider DNA into her genome (using the magical gene infusion ray). The hero in that story shoots webs out of her butt.
DeleteShe must've LOVED the Batman and Robin movie. Plenty a nips and ass in that one.
ReplyDelete~Spider-butts, spider-butts, radioactive spider-butts! *sick-electric-guitar-solo!*
ReplyDeleteSpiderman and Nightwing. Gotta love dat man ass.
ReplyDeleteI won't watch any movie unless there are at least ten Spidey butts.
ReplyDeleteYeah, people shouldn't assume that girls are the only ones looking at butts... ;)
DeleteWell.. next time I watch a movie or read a comic where female butts are everywhere and a girl complains, I'll send her to watch Spidey-butt.
ReplyDeleteThe Avengers was butt-tastic. I'm already planning a viewing night when it comes out on video. Drink every time you get a gratuitous ass shot.
ReplyDeleteI noticed that about 80% of Chris Evans' on-screen time was comprised of rear-view shots. Still, 80% wasn't quite enough for me.
DeleteI am disappointed that Maria Hill was not featured more thusly.
DeleteWhy is this under "Creeps"? Are guys the only ones allowed to make the "Dat Ass" face?
ReplyDeleteShe's mistakenly called a creep because she looks like she takes care of her looks enough to make such a comment, not because guys can make the Dat Ass face with out being creeps, which, if they did so and were featured on this comics, they MOST DEFINITELY WOULD be tagged as a creep. Unless of course they also appeared to take some reasonable steps to ensuring they aren't a grungy creeper.
ReplyDeleteI should also say that, while I believe this is generally how it works, I don't endorse or agree with it. Society generally only looks down on you if you are ugly/slovenly AND you make comments on how you want to see sexy stuff. But not either/or.